Hee!

I was just browsing through ask metafilter and one guy's question was "What should I put in a time capsule for my daughter?" There were a lot of really sappy ideas, like letters that he should write her or whatnot. But I laughed out loud at this one guy's suggestion:

I'd fill the entire capsule with spring-loaded snakes. Just imagine the anticipation you'd build for the next twenty years, all for one perfect knee-slapping moment.

That is the best idea ever.