That's Why You Need the Master's
Recent conversational snippet between me and a creepy, overfriendly guy stocking the vending machine:
Vending man: So, you go to school in the city?
Me: Yep.
Vending man: What are you studying?
Me: Library science.
Vending man: You mean like to be a librarian?
Me: Yep.
Vending man: I didn't know you had to go to college to be a librarian.
Me: Actually, you have to go to graduate school.
Vending man: No kidding! You know, I always liked librarians. I liked their glasses and how they had the sexy intellectual thing going on.
Me: Well, we study that too.
Vending man: No kidding!
Me: ...
Speaking of stocking, where is my favorite pseudo-anonymous follower? You know who you are. March 14th came and went, my friend.
2 comments:
Zee stockeer was "buzy" on ees bicycle. Also, ee celeebrayted zee pi day with much recollection of ze deegitz of pi. Eet is ard to write wit French accent so I weel stop now.
I'm afraid these updates of yours are not frequent enough and, at this rate, may consider stalking other people.
Do nuuuut leeef me! I cann chennge!
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